men are like ...

men are like coffee.. the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
men are like commercials... you can't believe a word they say.
men are like department stores... their clothes are always one half off.

men are like government bonds... they take soooooo long to mature.
men are like mascara... they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
men are like laxatives... they irritate the shit out of you.

men are like weather... nothing can be done to change them.
men are like blenders... you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
men are like chocolate bars... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

men are like lava lamps... fun to look at, but not very bright.
men are like parking spots... all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

from eternal__sunshine :P

someone else told me this one:

men are like toilets... they're either occupied or full of sh*t.

haha, jess, i know you'll like this entry! i foresee it on your msn name! =)

hope all you ladies enjoy this male bashing entry! it sure made me smile, lol.